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OUR NAMESAKE and figurative Founding Father is the great patriot Thomas Paine. He wrote the revolutionary pamphlet Common Sense in 1776, which is largely credited with lighting the spark which created the country and the spirit that stands as the United States of America. He bowed his knee or relinquished his freedom to no man, prince or principality, and his guiding light still today is the lantern of liberty which is Thomas Paine Memorial College for Redemptive Social Justice. Join us today on this journey, this marvelous, majestic path which is not available merely to the cultural elite of old adorned in their sparkly jackets and powdered wigs but is freely offered to all, even the lesser lights among us, the least, the last, the lost, cloaked in nothing save the mantle of liberty and the same glimmering eternal vestiges of hope which lit the very fires of revolution and vibrant, virtual New Thought.
THOMAS PAINE Memorial College for Redemptive Social Justice is a people's university, hyper-accelerated, non-accredited by design, wholly theological in nature, and free to teach the truth as we see it and we say it, bound by the capricious strictures and structures of no man or man-made institution. Our gates reside on a higher plateau and are fully vested legally by an issued Letter of Exemption from the Florida Department of Education/Commission for Independent Education [No. 06r-01B-19CIE], which allows us to operate freely without interference or the meddling hand of government intervention. Our flagship supportive church and wellspring of authority is the mega-congregation Church of Christ Reformed, Redeemed and Rejuvenated [CoC3R] in the heartland of central Florida, coupled with a coalition of the International Metaphysical Ministry (IMM) among the mystical red rocks of the Arizona desert. This powerful, pervasive influence for all things good has been felt in one form or another since 1959. Won't you become a part of it all, among the pantheon and vital building blocks of the ever-present, effervescent red desert's horizon? Here's how to enroll today:
ENROLL SIMPLY by sending a MONEY ORDER or CERTIFIED CHECK ONLY [U.S. funds] for Exactly $295 (made payable to: Dr. Michael A. Mink, College President (who also serves as the institution's Chief Financial Officer -- profile listed on Next Page). You will then immediately be entered as an active doctoral student at Thomas Paine International College for Theology and New Thought in one of six specialties of your choice -- Social Justice, Leadership Skills, the Politics of Equality, Sustainable Communities, Comparative Religion, and New Media Activism. By commencing courses at TPMCRSJ, the student rightfully asserts that he(she) already holds a legitimate high school diploma, a GED (commonly called "General Educational Development"), or its equivalent in life experience (through work, military or other circumstance). In addition, the student agrees to read and review in their entirety the complete Course Modules posted in tab four of the school's homepage; and, at the midpoint of coursework to remit the second (of three) $295 payments, with the final fee due just prior to receiving the hard-earned diploma. This is your portal to a new life! Walk through it today. There's no time like the present. Tomorrow starts today.
DIPLOMAS will be mailed immediately upon receipt of the third $295 payment and prompt completion of all pertinent coursework in the cyber-classroom (allow 14 days for processing & delivery; international students may take longer). It's as easy as 1-2-3:
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1) PURCHASE a Money Order or Certified Check for $295 [made out to: Dr. Michael A. Mink, College President]. Then, obtain the exact mailing address of the Thomas Paine College business and administrative offices, via writing the convenient contact Portal located here on the Homepage beside the interactive campus pictures of students (or, if you prefer, directly through founder Dr. Johnson's e-mail account, davejohnson419@gmail.com ... Please include a brief note acknowledging your high school experience (or equivalence) and beyond [example: bachelor's degree; associate's degree], and listing your current valid e-mail address. [Note: A previous master's degree is not a prerequisite to enter any of Thomas Paine College's intensive social justice-themed doctoral programs designed for the frontlines and helping professions.] Finally, please state your true name, exactly as you desire it to appear on your diploma, and select which of TPMCRSJ's six scholarly specialties should be inscribed thereon at the conclusion of your hallowed halls of scholarly due diligence and personal journey toward a higher horizon.
2) FULLY FAMILIARIZE yourself with the Course Modules (accessed at tab four on this virtual campus), both before and after you receive your diploma for the doctorate degree, which will be delineated as a Ph.D.[T} (Doctor of Theology, with a concentration in Sustainable Communities), for example. These carefully-designed Course Modules will immensely aid you in your lifelong quest for innovative continuing education and in our collective crusade to ultimately achieve sweeping social change and social justice. They are the virtual tools which will help you change the world, in very real ways.
3) BEGIN WORK on your required dissertation (a 10-page paper whose succinct guidelines are featured at tab five). Your diploma can be mailed while you work, upon request; technically, until you complete your paper, you are "Ph.D.[T]ABD," Doctor of Theology, All But Dissertation. As soon as this necessary and foundational capstone project is complete in its final format, you will be bestowed your hard-earned title of Doctor of Theology. Get started TODAY. It's as easy as 1-2-3! Upon receipt of your $295 down payment in our Office, you will instantly receive a confirmation e-mail and your doctoral degree diploma should arrive in the mail within 14 days of your final studies. Seize the day, and take up the sword of scholarship which is being freely offered to you. You can change your life, and you can change the world. Increase the Peace, and Keep the Faith. Thomas Paine College. The choice is yours. Act today.
